The Personal History, Adventures, Experiences & Observations of Peter Leroy
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Peter Leroy Wearing Headphones Little by little, Kraft is recording his readings of every book in the Personal History.  As he completes chapters, I will make mp3 samples available here and on the chapter pages, and as each book is completed, I’ll make it available by mail.
 
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Lying stiffly and askew . . . Marcel Proust would read to us, each night, Du Côté de Chez Swann. These sessions added to the . . . disorder of the room a chaos of perspectives, for Proust would start anywhere, would mistake the page, confuse the passage, repeat himself, begin again, break off to explain that the lifting of a hat in the first chapter would reveal its significance in the last volume, and he would titter behind his gloved hand, with a laugh that he smeared all over his beard and cheeks.  “It’s too silly,” he kept saying, “no . . . I won’t read any more.  It’s too silly.”  His voice once more became a distant plaint, a tearful music of apologies, of courtesies, of remorse. . . . And when we had persuaded him to continue, he would stretch out his arm, pull no matter what page out of his scrawl and we would fall headlong into the Guermantes or the Verdurins household.  After fifty lines he would begin his performance all over again.  He would groan, titter, apologize for reading so badly.  Sometimes he would get up, take off a short jacket, run his hand through the inky locks that he used to cut himself and that hung down over his stretched collar.  He would go into a closet, where the livid light was recessed into the wall.  There one would catch sight of him standing up, in his shirt sleeves, a purple waistcoat on the torso of a mechanical toy, holding a plate in one hand, a fork in the other, eating noodles.
Jean Cocteau
“On Measurement and Marcel Proust”
in The Difficulty of Being
(translated by Elizabeth Sprigge)
  Inflating a Dog

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CD 1 Dedication and Epigraphs, Preface, and Chapters 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
CD 2 Chapters 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15
CD 3 Chapters 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24
CD 4 Chapters 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31
CD 5 Chapters 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39
CD 6 Chapters 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45
CD 7 Chapters 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54
CD 8 Chapters 55 | 56

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Inflating a Dog
 

 

 
Herb ’n’ Lorna
WE’RE WORKING ON IT
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CD 1 Dedication and Epigraphs, Preface, Chapter 1, and Chapter 2 (Parts 1 through 3)
Herb 'n' Lorna Audio Book Cover

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Copyright © 2001 by Eric Kraft

Inflating a Dog is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, dialogues, settings, and businesses portrayed in it are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author. 

Picador USA will publish Inflating a Dog in the summer of 2002.

For information about publication rights outside the U. S. A., audio rights, serial rights, screen rights, and so on, e-mail Kraft’s indefatigable agent, Alec “Nick” Rafter.

The illustration at the top of the page is an adaptation of an illustration by Stewart Rouse that first appeared on the cover of the August 1931 issue of Modern Mechanics and Inventions. The boy at the controls of the aerocycle doesn’t particularly resemble Peter Leroy—except, perhaps, for the smile.

The drawing of Peter Leroy wearing headphones is by Carol Bokuniewicz; it appeared on the cover of the Warner Books edition of The Static of the Spheres.


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AUTHOR’S STATEMENT

LITTLE FOLLIES
HERB ’N’ LORNA
RESERVATIONS RECOMMENDED
WHERE DO YOU STOP?
WHAT A PIECE OF WORK I AM
AT HOME WITH THE GLYNNS
LEAVING SMALL’S HOTEL
INFLATING A DOG
PASSIONATE SPECTATOR
MAKING MY SELF
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