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Chapter 8
You’ve Got to Ask for What You Want
 

I TOLD MYSELF that if I couldn’t get what I wanted from Patti, I would have to learn to be content with what she was willing to give me, which was friendship.  She didn’t consider me a candidate for boyfriend, but she did consider me a friend, and as her friend I often got to walk her home after school.  We walked, and we talked, but we didn’t touch.  On nice days, we sometimes took a very long way home, strolling all the way downtown, where we stopped at the malt shop at the corner of Bolotomy and Main.
    This shop was called Malt’s; I think that whoever originally opened it intended to call it Malts, so that people wouldn’t mistake it for the shop around the corner called Shoe Repair, but the signmaker’s rascally sidekick, that old demon apostrophe, crept in, and as a result many a Babbingtonian believed that the shop was originally owned by the eponymous Malt, who had concocted the drink that bore his name, a personage of whom all Babbington ought to be mighty proud.  Malt’s was an institution of long standing, but its time had passed.  Old people went there, and parents brought children there, but no one from Babbington High went there.  That’s why Patti and I began frequenting it.  We went because we wouldn’t be seen by our classmates.  Neither of us said that, but I think it was true.  I wanted her to myself, and I think that she wanted me to herself, as a friend.  That’s all, just a friend.  Damn it.
     I suppose it was  because Patti and I were friends and because Malt’s offered the security of relative solitude that I brought up the question of my bastardy on one of our afternoons there.  I didn’t do it to try to seduce her.  Honest.
     “This is really inflated, our coming here,” I said. 
     “Yeah,” she said.
     “My mother used to come here.”
     “Did she?”
     “Uh-huh.  Everybody used to come here, all the high-school kids.  That’s what she says.”  I looked around.  The shop was still, hushed, and almost empty except for us and the leering soda jerk.  “You know,” I said, “back then, bringing a girl to Malt’s was a date.”
     “It was?”
     “Under the right circumstances, at the right time of day.”
     “Your mother told you that?”
     “Mm,” I said, distractedly.  I was wondering how often my mother had come to Malt’s and who had brought her there.
     “Is something bothering you?” Patti asked.
     “Yes,” I said.  “Something.”
     “What?”
     “Something—personal.”
     She touched my arm and said, “Tell me.”
     Clasping, but not actually wringing, my hands, I said, “I’ve started wondering whether my mother—”
     “What?” Patti asked after I had allowed a moment to pass in silence.  “Is she sick?”
     “No.  Nothing like that.  I—I’ve begun to wonder what my mother—and boys—men—”
     “Oh,” she said.  “I know what you mean.  It’s a real shock, isn’t it?”
     “A shock?”  Did she know something?
     “When you first think about your mother that way.  It’s a shock, right?”
     She tilted her head and raised her eyebrows.  I would have agreed with anything she said.
     “It sure is,” I said.  “It’s a shock.”
     She giggled and shook her head in wonder and said, “Just think about the things that you want to do with me—”
     “What?” I said.  “What things?  I—”
     She leaned toward me and gave me both the knowing wink and the provocative pout.  The soda jerk dropped a glass.
     “Just think about the things you want to do with me,” she repeated.
     “Uh-huh,” I said, doing precisely as she asked.
     “Now think about the possibility that your mother was sitting right here where I’m sitting, and some boy was sitting right where you’re sitting, and that boy wanted to do with your mother what you want to do with me— ”
     “Huh,” I said, exhaling as if I’d been punched.
     “—and maybe he did.” 
     This was a way of considering my mother’s past that I hadn’t previously tried, but now that Patti had introduced it into my thoughts, I found that I could easily imagine how Dudley Beaker had felt about my mother.  All I had to do was look at Patti and I knew with unsettling vividness.  But what about my mother?  What had she felt for Dudley?  An idea came to me so suddenly that I announced its arrival as if I’d won a prize.
     “I’ve got an idea!”
     “Good for you,” she said.  “What is it?”
     “I’m going to take a trip into the past.”
     “You’ve got a time machine?”
     “No,” I said, modestly, as if it were possible that I might have built a time machine (and for a moment, I wondered whether I could).  “This will be an imaginary trip, like a play.  I want to look around and see what I can find out about whether my mother—if she might have had—that is, if my father—might not be my father.”
     “Oh, so that’s what this is all about.”
     “I want you to come with me—and play the part of my mother.”
     “Your mother? And what part are you going to play?”
     “Dudley Beaker, who might be my father”
     “You are a little pervert, you know that?”
     For a moment, I wasn’t sure how to take the remark, but she pouted the provocative pout, so I took it as assent.  “So you’ll do it?” I said.
     “Sure,” she said, winking the knowing wink.  “We’re friends.  Anything you want, just ask.”
 


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Copyright © 2001 by Eric Kraft

Inflating a Dog is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, dialogues, settings, and businesses portrayed in it are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 

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The illustration at the top of the page is an adaptation of an illustration by Stewart Rouse that first appeared on the cover of the August 1931 issue of Modern Mechanics and Inventions. The boy at the controls of the aerocycle doesn’t particularly resemble Peter Leroy—except, perhaps, for the smile.


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