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Contents
 
  Description and Reviews
Dedication and Epigraphs
The Story of Ella’s Lunch Launch
On Being a Bastard
Dudley Beaker, a Hypothetical Father
  Martinis with the Merry Widow
A Lot to Learn
The Cynical Detective
One Handy Package
A Bubble Bursts
You’ve Got to Ask for What You Want
An Aside (Afflatus, Part 1)
Testing the Hypothesis, Part 1
An Aside on the Sidecar
Not That Kind of Boy (or Girl)
The Nut and the Slut, Together at Last
An Aside on Blow
Afflatus, Part 2
To-Do, Undone
Persuading Captain Mac
Oo, Oo, Oo, What a Little Moonlight Can Do
Morphology and Aesthetics of Clam Boats
Inflated by Beauty
Porky Darling
My Father Bets on My Mother’s Horse
The Fate of Fledglings (Afflatus, Part 3)
Testing the Hypothesis, Part 2
Take Me Away; Take Me with You
Traveling by Balloon
A Quiet Family Dinner, On the Eve
“No Harm Done, Most Likely”
Chapter 29
Trouble Down Below
Chapter 30
An Act of Sabotage, in Reverse
Chapter 31
Night Walker, Night Bailer
Chapter 32
In Which I Swallow My Pride
Chapter 33
Pride, Vanity, and Folly
Chapter 34
Arcinella, All Fixed Up
Chapter 35
My Confidante
Chapter 36
The Night Bailer Gets Some Help
Chapter 37
The Mysteries of the Jet Pump Revealed
Chapter 38
A Brief Aside on Hope
Chapter 39
The Art of Starter-Whacking
Chapter 40
The Shakedown Cruise 
Chapter 41
Testing the Hypothesis, Part 3, in Which I Discover Certain Magic Words of Great Value to a Seducer of Young Girls
Chapter 42
Splash! Flash! Ella’s Opening Night
Chapter 43
The Morning After
Chapter 44
Six Days
Chapter 45
My Mother Aphorizes
Chapter 46
A Dead Dog, Beached (Afflatus, Part 4)
Chapter 47
The Common Touch
Chapter 48
Launching Ella’s Lunch Launch
Chapter 49
When You Dance (Doo Wop a Wadda Wadda)
Chapter 50
The Son of Second Best (Testing the Hypothesis, Part 4)
Chapter 51
Chance Brings an Opportunity
Chapter 52
Moderne Stylizing
Chapter 53
Selling Arcinella
Chapter 54
Goodbye, Old Boat
Chapter 55
And Then . . .
Chapter 56
The End
 


Copyright © 2001 by Eric Kraft

Inflating a Dog is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, dialogues, settings, and businesses portrayed in it are products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 

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Picador USA will publish Inflating a Dog in the summer of 2002.

For information about publication rights outside the U. S. A., audio rights, serial rights, screen rights, and so on, e-mail the author’s imaginary agent, Alec “Nick” Rafter.

The illustration at the top of the page is an adaptation of an illustration by Stewart Rouse that first appeared on the cover of the August 1931 issue of Modern Mechanics and Inventions. The boy at the controls of the aerocycle doesn’t particularly resemble Peter Leroy—except, perhaps, for the smile.


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