Small’s Hotel, on a little isle off Long Island, is where Peter Leroy
and his wife, Albertine, have spent most of their adult lives. Albertine
is the innkeeper, while Peter works quietly on his memoirs, but . . .
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Description and Reviews |
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Dedication and Epigraphs |
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The Daughter of Mr. Yummy |
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The Rock at the Mouth of the Cave |
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Have You Ever Wondered Why Microphones Don’t Resemble Ears? |
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Masters of the Arts |
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A Case of the Family Illness |
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Flying Saucers: The Untold Story |
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Disturbing the Field |
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Kap’n Klam, the Home of Happy Diners, the House of Hopes and Dreams |
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The Wall of Happy Diners |
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Kap’n Klam’s Salad Sandwich |
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Photographic Proof |
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Rush Service |
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Local Boy Snaps Shots |
Chapter 14
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Bivalves from Outer Space |
Chapter 15
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My Grandfather’s Cave |
Chapter 16
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Anxiety Pays |
Chapter 17
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Is Anybody Out There? |
Chapter 18
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No Worries, No Kidding |
Chapter 19
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If Saucers Attack |
Chapter 20
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Gratitude |
Chapter 21
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A Salesman Calls |
Chapter 22
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No Sale |
Chapter 23
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Driving a Bargain |
Chapter 24
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The Mysteries of Mrs. Jerrold’s Bedroom |
Chapter 25
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Testing, Testing |
Chapter 26
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Filling time |
Chapter 27
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Enough Is Enough |
Chapter 28
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Artificial Insinuation |
Chapter 29
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Bedroom Suits |
Chapter 30
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Butts of the Joke |
Chapter 31
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Up the On-Ramp to the Road to Riches |
Chapter 32
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Beyond the Firelight Lies Endless Darkness |
Chapter 33
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101 Fascinating Electronics Projects |
Chapter 34
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The Persistence of Memory |
Chapter 35
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Thank You for Letting Me into Your Home |
Chapter 36
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The Relay System |
Chapter 37
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Act Now! Offer Limited! |
Chapter 38
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A Technical Question |
Chapter 39
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The Hole and the Hill |
Chapter 40
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Hardly Working |
Chapter 41
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The Art of Obvious Subtlety |
Chapter 42
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Playing to the House |
Chapter 43
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Refinements and Improvements |
Chapter 44
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Funny Peculiar |
Chapter 45
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Project Number 102: Electronic Eavesdropper |
Chapter 46
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Suspicions Confirmed |
Chapter 47
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Still No News from Outer Space |
Chapter 48
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The Lonely Housewife’s Friend |
Chapter 49
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Shame on Me |
Chapter 50
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Someone, Somewhere |
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Copyright © 1998 by Eric
Kraft
Leaving Small’s Hotel is a work of fiction. The characters,
incidents, dialogues, settings, and businesses portrayed in it are products
of the
author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance
to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted
in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying,
recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without
permission in writing from the publisher.
First published by Crown Publishers, Inc., 201 East 50th Street, New
York, New York 10022. Member of the Crown Publishing Group.
Now available in paperback from Picador USA,
a division of St. Martin's Press.
For information about publication rights outside the U. S. A., audio
rights, serial rights, screen rights, and so on, e-mail
the author.
The illustration at the top of the page is an adaptation of an illustration
by Stewart Rouse that first appeared on the cover of the August 1931 issue
of Modern Mechanics and Inventions. The boy at the controls of the
aerocycle doesn’t particularly resemble Peter Leroy—except, perhaps, for
the smile. |
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